Buy The Team, Ronnie Mervis.
If you haven’t seen the new Petition for Mervis Diamonds to BUY THE REDSKINS, you should check it out HERE. (thanks to @eramseth for sending us the link)
So we thought…what would happen if Mervis bought the team? I mean, besides raucous celebrating in the streets… So in the spirit of our first post, we submit to you “Buy The Team, Ronnie Mervis: The One-Liners.”
- because you’d bedazzle our jerseys.
- because we can’t wait to hear Portis singing the jingle in the new ads.
- because diamond miners are treated better than Redskins fans.
- because we can save on free agents with the new contractual “bling clause.”
- because “The Diamond Booth” sounds better than “The Popeye’s Chicken Broadcasting Booth.”
- because we could finally appease the Native Americans and change the name to The Washington Bling.
- because we’re pretty sure you wouldn’t micromanage. I mean… you don’t mine the diamonds, cut them, design a setting, place them and then tell customers which ring they can have…do you?
- because you know the difference between a flaw and a diamond in the rough.
- because nothing says “I Love You” like a burgundy diamond engagement ring.
- because you know how to buy direct. DADDY WANTS A $5 CHICKEN DINNER!
- because you understand the hard work it takes to get a ring.
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