October 2009
8 posts
Outlook: Not Good
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"Fail to the Redskins" by The Ashburn Funeral...
It first appeared on the D.C. Sports Bog, SELL THE TEAM DAN™ brings you “Fail to the Redskins” by The Ashburn Funeral Choir.
As always, we FULLY SUPPORT THE TEAM. This is by no means a critique of the players that we love, support and cheer for. This song is 100% dedicated to Dan Snyder, the bane of our existence.
You can listen to it here, at SELL THE TEAM DAN™ AND if you’re...
Dear Dan : Advice From a Self-Made Man
After saving Brooke Sheilds from drowning, Dan “Spicoli” Snyder blew all his money buying the Redskins. His many, many, many admirers can now FINALLY ask him their questions and get advice from the greatest self-made man EVER.
Dear Dan, My team is currently on our own thirty, and it’s third and ten. What should we do? - Jim in Landover, MD
Jim, Ya know, that totally...
Buy The Team, Ronnie Mervis.
If you haven’t seen the new Petition for Mervis Diamonds to BUY THE REDSKINS, you should check it out HERE. (thanks to @eramseth for sending us the link)
So we thought…what would happen if Mervis bought the team? I mean, besides raucous celebrating in the streets… So in the spirit of our first post, we submit to you “Buy The Team, Ronnie Mervis: The One-Liners.”
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An Open Letter to Fans of the English Premier...
Dear Lads (or Blokes, or Geezers, or Yobs, or Whatever the Hell),
I would like to state unequivocally that like most of my countrymen, I know fuck all about your version of football. As you can probably tell by our performances in the World Cup, your national game just never caught on here.
But upon giving the state of your sport a passing glance, I am able to find certain similarities between...
SNYDER SECRET POLICE WATCH [updated]
As we broke VIA TWITTER (@selltheteamdan) earlier, an article posted to Fox Sports hinting that former Broncos Coach Mike Shanahan is a “likely” replacement MID-SEASON for Jim Zorn has MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED.
It WAS available here.
In case you missed it, WE DIDN’T. Here’s a summary:
Snyder flew to Denver but swears it wasn’t to meet with Mike Shanahan, but...
Buy The Team, ____!
After the SELL THE TEAM DAN fun we had at the recent Skins-Buccs game, we began playing a new game…”Buy the team, ___”. For one-liners only. Here’s what we’ve come up with so far. Feel free to submit your own one-liners to submit@selltheteamdan.com!
BUY THE TEAM,
Andy Dick, because at least a gay cokehead is entertaining.
Kanye West, because “Now, Imma let...
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Let us clarify something. WE LOVE THE REDSKINS. Repeat. WE LOVE THE REDSKINS.
However, we think Dan Snyder is a blow hole who should stick to amusement parks.
You might have met our editor, Mayhem at the Skins-Buccs game. If so, PLEASE submit your story, photo or death threats to: mayhem@selltheteamdan.com!
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